Stop being so goddamn plump, you are a total failure

It's time to face the facts: yeah, you are fat.

Your family members are just being polite when they say you look great.

It is time for you to stop being so goddamn obese, you have to be healthy to be successful.

No one likes a pudgy excuse for a human being, so you have to workout hard to get that beach body OR you can take our diet pills that will really help you get fit.

The choice is yours, we're just going to leave this link here.

This is the link only accessible for this IP address, it'll hook you up with a 100% free sample: your success is just a click away